THE DAY is 26/2/2011, one of my oldest friends birthday, so HEPI BUFDEY LAUSUATYIN! Hm so suppose today should be quite a nice and lucky day today.. NO WAY MAN. Sorry my OLD friend x)
It all began just now about 10.30pm after i walk out from my working place, haha i know i come out a bit early, but because tomorrow i work in the morning shift so they allowed me to go back earlier than the usual 11pm. And so i walk to a bus stop just beside the main road of jalan sultan ismail to wait for my parents, and just i want to sit down WOOTS Gues what? A helpless motorcycle popping out from no where and come speak to me, WOOTS enough? So the story goes a little bit like this
Motor kia- (ride his shit motor and stop at the road side n press his stupid shit hearing hon, 2 times pin pin and say) Bang boleh tolong sikit tak?
Jiayao- huh?
Motor kia- err saye dah sesat la, boleh tolong sikit? (take off his helmet)
Jiayao- tolong?
Motor kia- ya tolong sekejap, eh mari la sikit, saye bukan orang jahat. (and he give a orang jahat smile)
So i walk 1 steps forward, keeping a distance from him, i'am so smart la weh x)
M.Kia- saye sedang cari abang saya tapi tak dapat cari, saye dari kampung punya.. (do the shitting innocent face)
Jiayao-ok
M.kia- sekarang saye punya telefon tak da credit, saye tak boleh contact dia (still act hello kitty)
Jiayao-Maksud awak ialah..
M.kia- ya, boleh tolong saye telefon dia (show me his ugly shit phone that maybe he steal from someone else) ini nombor dia, tolong saye miss call dia
Jiayao- saya punya telefon juga tak da wang, maaf la weh
WTF so obvious right he want to STEAL MY HANDPHONE! DUMB ASS SHIT U MEET THE WRONG PERSON! So i decided to give him a chance. TEEHEE
Jiayao- apa saya boleh tolong sekarang?
M.Kia- call dia boleh tak, sekejap saje. (he thinks he really got chance)
Jiayao- awak ikut saya, hotel sana punye orang saya tahu, boleh tolong awak cari tempat abang kau.
I start walking towards the hotel, but i keep on turn back my head and call him to follow, how nice la me. TEEHEE
M.Kia- (put back his shit looking helmet and chasing me) sikit kredit pun tak ada? tolong la sms pun boleh, miss call pun boleh, eh tungguuuuuuuuuu!
Jiayao- saya tau orang di hotel sana sangat baik boleh tolong awak, ikut saya saje.
M.Kia-tunnguuuuuuuu!
I keep do the seducing 'come to me' hand signal, and YES! You guess it, the motor kia just ride away to some alley and cry AWWWWW
So next time, when you are walking alone in Malaysia, and if something like this happen to you, calm down, relax, and have fun with them. TEEHEE just kidding, take care yourself especially when you are alone in Malaysia. =)
And so i would like to wish everyone, 1 Malaysia, Rakyat didahulukan, Pencapaian diutamakan. Malaysia BOLEH! k, niteciaos
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