who lives in the pineapple under the sea?

ever see this sponge in your WHOLE STUPID LIFE???  

i know some may hate sponge, but i love spongeeeeeeeeeee! they help me with the dirty dishes, and dirty toilet bowl and i'am out of topic. TEEHEE

but seriously, you must admit sponge bob is very gao xiu. but for me, hes more than gao xiu, more than funneh. hes my hero. ure my hero baybeh~ you can kiss away my pain~ x)

sponge bob is a eternal optimist.

Hes a guy

i mean sponge that always sees the best in any situation

your thinking will really shape your reality

and because sponge bob looks for the best

he always finds it

sponge bob values people

he noes what friendship means

i mean it love all his pal in bikini bottom

NOOO IM NOT A PERVERT!

DIDNT YOU WATCH SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS BEFORE IN YOUR WHOLE STUPID LIFE?

sorry i was rude x) twice

and sorry i just coloured the bikini with my favourite colour

TEEHEE

but what i was saying is sponge bob loves hes pal

 patrick, sally

and even squidword that is so cranky like he is the most cranky squid in the world

 it x)

sponge bob knows that respect

and putting people at first

is the most important element for a strong relationship

sponge bob is original

 it is one of a kind

too many among us afraid to be ourselfs

so we give up our dreams to follow the crowd

tragic

to thine ownself be true wrote shakespeare

have the courage to be your true

and greatest you

sponge bob laugh and have fun, ALWAYS

theres no point in being successful but sad

make no sense

yes no sense at all

reach for the mountain top

but enjoy the climb as well

life wasnt meant to be an ordeal

it was meant to be a celebration

so have big time fun as you chase 

and catch

your most cherished dreams

u may think like WOW why the super owsum ultra hansum mega cool jiayao can type so well, well, let me tell you, CAUSE JIAYAO IS PRO in copy meaningful stuff from books...

TEEHEE

but i did change a tini teenee tyney bit x)

yeah SOWAT i copied and SOWAT copy is a crime. SOWAT? i copied because sharing is caring and im caring i want to share owsum things with you guys, and babes, and hope this can really help everyone, and that includes me.

love jiayao, as always

HEY guess what?

IM BACK TO MALAYSIA

To those who thought i go to aussie for studies... LOLOLOL WHO ON EARTH TOLD YOU THAT I GO THERE FOR STUDIES??! i will die without my family and friends by my side! hm at least, not now =) not so soon =)

I went to australia to visit my relatives, and of course HOOOOOLYYYYYYDAY! weeeeeeeeeeeee =DD took about 2500 photos, plan to upload them all in both my facebook and my blog, i think it will be done before 2020......although 2012 is the end of the world 

i know i;am crazy cause i;am not crazy...  x)
 

carry on, i wish to share my photos, and experience throughout my holiday with you all =D so that my trip will be more mor mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo mo meaningful =)


OK OK OK...

I KNOW SOME OF YOU REALLY DYING TO SEE PICHAS...

SOME OF YOU DYING TO READING MY BLOG BECAUSE YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THE PICHAS...

SOME OF YOU WILL DIE IF PICHA DOES'NT EXIST IN THE WORLD!

so =) i'll show you all the best pichas i took at aussie first =)

 

 One of my personal favourite, NO

 

 best right?

 

 yehhh? agree with me? best of the best?

 

 tell me u like my pichas!!!

And... The picture of the trip...

 TADAAA

YAY! its not brick, its bricks! =D TEEHEE

love jiayao

You all are right!

Time for a change 

after about 50+ days for loving myself 

SHTI NOW I REALISED I'M WEIRD

AND GAY

AND WEIRD

AND ALSO GAY

i decided to change =DD

CIAO ilovetanjiayao.blogspot.com

HAI yourdailyblogphine.blogspot.com

OH COME ON

tok do long dong qiang!
tok do long dong qiang!

lai lai since you typed ilovetanjiayao.blogspot.com, then you must ilovetanjiayao, then you must read whatever your beloved tanjiayao type right? right? RIGHT? OH COME ON

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO???

hi.

HAHA yeshhh i know theres people still love my blogphine =DD OH COME ON

ok ok i got the kick now, just hold still, and let my kick fly you awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LOLOLOL

hm how about game, YEAH a game! OH COME ON avalibadeh loves jiayao and games right? alright! lets play a game then with jiayao then!

FIRST- observe JAYWHY

BI~ A
BC essay~ A
BC language~ A
MATH~ A
SC~ A
GEO~ A
BM essay~ B
BM language~ B
this is Uare.aPiece.ofShit.RightJAYWHY?

OH COME ON

BI~ A
BC~ A
MATH~ A
SC~ A
GEO~ A
SJ~ A
KH~ A
BM~ B
this is Penilaian.Moron.Rendah

OH COME ON

BI~ A-
BC~ A-
MATH~ A+
+MATH~ A+
PM~ A+
SJ~ A+
CHEM~ A+
PHY~ A
BIO~ A
BM~
this is Sijil.Penilaian.Moron

yes.. i bet you already have the answer for my BM in your mind... but a wrong one, not B, but B+! omb i'am even sad now

TEEHEE

SECOND-  watch and follow

close your eyes









HI HANDSOME OR GORGEOUS =D IF YOU CAN READ WHAT I'AM TYPING NOW =D THEN I WANT TO TELL YOU =D

OH COME ON YOU ARE EITHER NOT LISTENING, NOT FOLLOWING, OR YOU ARE A MORON THAT DONT UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH SENTENCES.

OH COME ON cause i'am antimoron_tjy

@hotmail.com...... LOL

as i was saying, imagine if you are JAYWHY, think of a sentence, ok, close your eyes for as long as you didnt get blind...

so..

what is the sentence?

is it OH COME ON? 

TEEHEE

haiz all this is a curse, i swear D= but like she said  Forget about BM, you're not gonna use that in college also. :)

ya la! who cares?

GD: excuse mua? i care

OH NO..OH PLEASE NOOOOO..

TEEHEE

love jiayao the incredible hypnotist x)

Tears

I'M SPEECHLESS..

yes i'am speechless.. thats why i'am typing, not talking LOL

so where was i..

ya..

I'M SPEECHLESS!!

yesshhhhh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

so where was i...

hmmmmmm

errrrrrrrrrrr

errrrmmmm

YES! I'M SPEECHLESS! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

many apologies dear bloggers or non-blogger-that-can-spend-your-precious-time-reading-my-blog i waste your time TOR JIE TOR JIE =DD

so where was i...

i was speechless, when people say i'am rich -.-

i just wanna say

IM SPEECHLESS! xDD

okok i just wanna say, im not rich, i repeat, IM NOT RICHHHHHHHH

This is rich

This is rich

Even this is RICH in calcium..

And this is RICH TOO in vitamin C..

TEEHEE

HAHAHAHAH feel like kissing myself again for crapping in such a crapping way that for a crapping moment i thought i'am a crap LOLOLOLOL

or flush myself into a toiletbowl? HAHAHAHAH

ok, i was saying im speechles right? xD hm and IM NOT RICH

ok, you wanna know WHY

ok, i'll tell you WHY

1ST~ my family, including me HAHA is very economical xD yeah economical is the word, i dont wanna tell you how, but if you wanna know so badly, you can ask from me personally

2ND~ my family dont waste money, err i waste a little xD but still a bit bit bit bit bit bit only LOL economical?

3RD~ errr...

TEEHEE

sorry im really bad at exaggerating points so ok, guess you need to listen to my grandmother stories.. YOU MUST OR I WILL FLUSH YOU INTO THE NARROWEST TOILETBOWL THAT I CAN FIND LOLOLOLOLOL

ok (cant u just type faster jiayao), my family (FASTER), love to travel (everyone love travel duh) but seriously (OMFG FASTER) travel drains a lot of money (DUH) but no matter what it takes (what?), how hard is it (you are talking about stone now?), how difficult is it (climbing a stone wall?) my family want me (you?) yes me, and my brother (jiahui?) YESH YOU ANNOYING @#$% SINCE YOU SO FREE WHY DONT YOU FLUSH YOURSELF INTO THE TOILET BOWL? (yerrrrrrr.. ok) LOLOLOLOL im so addict to the phrase now AHAHAHAHA

helloooooooooooo anybody here??? (...) yes hes gone, ok xDD hm what i was trying to say is i'am speechless my family want me and my brother to experience other countries about their culture, life style, food, people, tradition and... OMFG didnt i tell you im suck at exaggerating points???

ok, thats the main point, experience, i get to travel always NOT because im rich, IS because of experience, my family..WTF i just typed that LOL so i think my family is kinda broke now, cause i travel to australia for 2weeks HAHA D=

hey, baba, mama

baba, mama, i love you, both <3 and miss you both too

AND i miss my ah mah, my relatives, and definately, my friends in malaysia right now GOSH cant wait to come back and meet you guys! and babes of course x) so please please PLEASE dont just see me and run away D= LOLOLOLOL like yuanrong, sienern and kunkit LOL

love jiayao

Ima gonna miss lu all TT

"Friendship is like a guitar; the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever."


This quote suits me la, ima guitarist by the way if lu dont know, a classical guitarist, ya a only a CLASSICAL GUITARIST, sorry to disappoint lu if lu thought ima cool electrical guitarist or rock bass guitarist, but ima know acoustic tho =DD


Did ima mention ima miss lu all? seriously cause ima really thought ima can meet lu all at school when we get our SPM result, but ima cant. TT ima be leaving Malaysia today and go to this place

canberra? lu dont know? ima forgive lu since ima such a kind person LOLOL

BUT LU MUST KNOW THIS!!!

YES! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA =DDD see, lu are quite smart after all xD sorry no offence for those who still dont know or know from the very beginning LOL

SO IMA GONA MISS LU ALL! MUAKS! especially those ima dont get to meet always and those just back from national service, please keep your botak until ima back please TEEHEE

FYI, ima is i, and lu is u LOLOLOL kalau lu reli tak tau ima cakap apa.

ima really wish ima can meet avali one of my friends after ima came back

love jiayao

BLOG..IS..LIKE..DRUG..NOW..FOR..ME..

Hi avalibadeh! Honestly, if you are reading my blog, and you like my blog OMG I SERIOUSLY HOPE SO! then why not try blogging yourself??? commonsense right? I know its NOT but pls, try blog! BLOG! BLOGGGGGGGGGGGG! omg i just copied that someone owwsum again

Its rili rili rili rili rili oh my hands tired rili rili rili rili  going to cramp soon rili rili rili fun! sort of TEEHEE i know you dont believe, but no, not dont, just havent! SO TRY LA! JUST DO IT LA! xD

Its the only drug u can try, bloghine xD

Did i told you about the someone owwsumm? oh my buddha shes so owwsum that you owwsummly dont know how to describe the owwsumm her other than owwsumm, owwsumm rite her? LOLOLOL

She wrote owwsumm blog, if i say owwsumm, its rili rili rili i cant feel my fingers rili rili rili owwsumm, cause...cause i colour the word owwsumm? xD

anyways, heres her link, I BET YOU SURE WILL CLICK =DD and weishiu is her name ;)

Seriously, i have tons of things to learn now, like how to FLUSH A PERSON INTO A TOILET BOWL hahahah i cant stop laughing in front of the monitor, and the web cam stares at me like OMFGWTF WHY DONT YOU TRY IT YOURSELF? LOLOLOLOL

....Ya hoh, why not? TEEHEE kciaonitesweedreams

love jiayao

OH MY @#$% GOD I JUST HATE UPLOAD PICHA CAUSE THE SIZE OF MY PICHA IS SO DAMN BIG

At last, finally, at long last, final finally my Shanghai trip have come to an end LOLOL 6 days, 1k of picha, only uploaded about 10% of the picha, but still kills so many of my time, or i would like to say so MUCH of my time. dont know why i have the urge to finish crapping about my trip when no one even care, if you are the no one, THANK YOU xD but at least i can maintain my english, not improve, but M.A.I.N.T.A.I.N. so i'am quite happy with it =DD LOL still sendiri syiok =O jiayao ah jiayao can i kiss you?

Where was i? oh yeah its about my last day of japan hokaido trip right? right.. forgot what this tree called, hm reddish-pink-red-cute-and-fragrant-tree-that-you-dont-see-in-malaysia?

reddish-pink-red-cute-and-fragrant-tree-that-you-dont-see-in-malaysia

Our destination today, WEST LAKE, translate yourself please, use google translate if you really THAT dumb, i'am sorry if i'am too rude, and you are too dumb TEEHEE 

Today we not going to follow any tour guide =D yeah! YEAH!

satu, we save a lot of money, hell a lot of ren ming bi =D

dua, we get to explore ourself, no more tight schedule =D

tiga,  no more jade exhibition =DD

empat, no more pearl exhibtition =DDD

dan lima, no more silk factory =DDDD

This is a nice place to shop, seriously, nice means affordable, quality not bad, and also a lot variety =O

he poses when he saw my dad holding a camera in front of him HAHA

dragon well tea, translate at google translation x)

does he have a P? =O

Carry the old guy cross the busy chinese street =)

Stupid old guy refuse to cross the street with my help, deserve some punishment xD

So use to syiok sendiri lately, dont know why, i'am too bored maybe..

ANYWAYS

superb craftmanship, you can eat his creation, its purely made from sugar

this? HAHA chinese pull big screen, translate yourself again sorry, so ridiculously funny, must watch when you go china HAHA if you really cant wait, i can tell you what is it, just come ask me =)

throw to win present, not as easy as it looks

my dad's expression when he is with he's second wife

and his 3rd and 4th wife 

2 bunny LOL

cool flooring

wheat teeth sweet, please refer to google translate TQ xD

he's good.

 money dont come easily, you work for it, so appreciate it, dont waste it =)

boat to the island in the middle of the west lake

china is never complete without visiting temple

the main purpose of todays trip, to see the 3 BIG stone floating on the lake, the long a bit one, yup tboth 3 is in this picha, we saw it, took picha, then ciao

I just love family picha =) i will risk my camera being taken away by my temporary photographer that happens to be a stranger just to take more family pichas <3

saw lee hom

and fan ice ice

manga gangster

And so my China trip comes to an end, we pack our cloth and our mood and head back to our dear malaysia, our satu malaysia!

WHYTHEFARKIWANTTOHELPTHERACISTPRIMEMINISTERTOPROMOTEHISQUOTE?! Its because i love my own country, nah.  then we straight away head to the airport.

 monk??? MONK? arent you all suppose to be in the temple praying or something?

OHMYFARKGOD hand-phone-ipad-air-asia-monk i called them

im guessing they found out malaysian is easy to scam

Picha of the trip?

go through this picha slowly, and take a deep breath

i dont know about you, but i think THEY STINKS! A SHAME FOR HUMANS! HOW CAN THEY COOK DOGS???

DOGS IS LIKE HUMAN'S MOST LOYAL FRIEND, DO YOU COOK YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND?

and THOSE WHO EAT DOGS?

YOU BETTER CLIMB A COCONUT TREE AND JUMP OFF

OR

 OPEN A D24 DURIAN WITH YOUR HEAD

OR

JUMP INTO A CROCODILE POND 

OR

EAT LAUGHING PILS AND LAUGH TO DEATH

OR

JUMP OFF FROM THE PETRONAS TWIN TOWER, JUMP OFF FROM BOTH OF THE TOWERS

OR

FLIRT OBAMA'S OR OSAMA'S WIFE

OR

EAT YOURSELF AND PUKE YOURSELF OUT BECAUSE YOU STINKS

OR

JUMP INTO A LAKE FULL WITH PIRANHA AND SHARKS

OR

INVITE THE WHOLE UMNO TO A BAKUTEH FEAST

OR

SLAP YOUR FACE UNTIL EITHER YOUR HEAD FALL OFF OR YOUR PALM DETACHED FROM YOUR HAND

OR 

TAKE A DIRECT FLIGHT TO LYBIA

OR 

TELL A UGLY GIRL PRETTY

OR

TELL A PRETTY GIRL UGLY

OR

STAB YOURSELF WITH A SAMURAI SWORD

OR

TELL YOUR MOM SHES FAT

OR

FLUSH YOURSELF DOWN THE TOILET BOWL 

HAHAHAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOL LALALALALALALALAL BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH the last one is the funniest, credits to wei shiu =) her blog is superb

SO, tell me you china punye chinese,

CAN YOU EAT THIS? dont even think about it

THIS? omfg so cute

you can eat the earphone BUT NOT THE DOG

THEY ARE JUST PUPPIES AND YOU WANT TO EAT THEM?

no its not hot dog, ITS A DOG!

haha try eat this TEEHEE

Thhink twice before you do anything, and theres something you cannot try, this is one of them. Love the dogs

love jiayao

5th day, what shanghai really is

I just want to cut the crap and describe only my picha this time, not lazy honestly LOL

Did i told you last time The Westin Shanghai is just goddamnshit owwsum? =DD

Look at the place we had breakfast =0

Then we just do the bunny jump until we jump into this dont-know-what-name-car with-cool-lighting-and-effect to go to...

TADAA the icon of Shanghai

Never see so long before right? LOL

We mau to pergi up dan take picha tapi lu tengok cuaca macam #$%^&* mane bolek dapet apa picha cantek di up leh? TEEHEE lagi ini banyak banyak mahal ohh

My dads year by the way, hes already 48 this year D= but still vali vali the strong =D

The Ritz Carlton Shanghai =0

The Shangri la Shanghai =0

Something you dont see everyday LOL thats why i take the Shangri la's name

And then we go back LOL after 2 hours jump here jump there taking picha.

Sorry i cant upload all of it, not lazy honestly x)

I KNOW I LOOK CUTE

I tell you behind me and my brother is actually a train station TEEHEE

Its like waiting a plane.

Im not kidding.

But not a plane, its a bullet train =0 to 杭州 its so owwsum =DD

See what i mean? Shes looking at me =DD

But what i mean is the speed, max speed, 332km/h

Dinner here, not outside, but inside LOL

As usual if you got read my blog from the very start xD the 1st blog

This is just stupid, we need to walk around to see the dishes

After dinner

They can sell fireworks to the police

西特超市 aka SHIT SUPERMARKET is one of the supermarket that have certificate to sell fireworks

The biggest one only cost 500 ren ming bi, and the biggest one is not in the picha D=

Then we go some fruit stall

Saw a guy peeing, i forgive him because that is their country, their culture, their pride.

Then this..

The DID-YOU-JUST-SAW-ME-PICKING-STRAWBERRIES-AFTER-I-PEE-ON-THE-STREET-FACE

We did buy one big box of strawberries because my parents say its so sweet.

WADAFAK

I didnt touch a single strawberries in the box i swear.

But China is pretty owwsum in some way.

You will see the SHE is gorgeous!

The Mr. leaf ask

The flying wheel sea

The OHMYFARKGOD ITS JAY

Even though we are very starved but we still try some local hawker food, its a must for us

Local dumplings is still the best, some more its vali vali the cheap cheap

And sugar cane, not sugar cane juice, but sugar cane. You bite the juice out from the sugar cane.

TRY IT. ITS FUN =D

Picha of the day is

Almost every guys toilet got this, girls i'am not sure TEEHEE

kciaonitez