4th day, 苏州

Hi avalibadeh, i'am back to blogging, suprised? I also think so lol credits to sui and and kawaii and and tian mi mi and and lovely Tan Lay San that accompany me to complete this post, shes so caring in the process, what i type she also want to keh po @#$%^&*()_

So the 4th day, i have to wake up early, gosok gigi, cuci muka, pakai baju around 6 because the bus will come at 7 and fetch us for a 苏州 trip! We dont want the same thing happen twice, like the 3rd day the goddamnshit bus left us helplessly TwT

NOT TODAY =) today the bus didnt let us down and fetch us to our 1st destination, the couple retreat =) chinese translation see picture lur, i dont know the pinyin paiseh paiseh x)

The couple shot 1

The couple shot 2

The couple shot 3

The 2 couple shot

SO MUCH TO SEE THERE,  people and stone and peoples and stones and more people and more stone and people stone and stone people, not boring at all.

Then all in the sudden enermy from WEI come to attack my kingdom, WU.

The general, General Tan and his girl, miss cappucino.

The defenders of WU.

The defenders closing the gate of WU.

The enemies of WEI is trapped. MUAhahahah zz

Then we shot all kind of arrows to the enemies and pour oil into the trap. We then light up the oil and burn all our enemy WEI  into dust. BUAhahahah 

We secure our Kingdom of WU.

LOL its very heavy believe me

The story is fake, but the technique is real, and because of that WU is so strong against WEI. So for our reward winning WEI, the tourist guide bring us to another silk factory. YAY US !"£$%^&*()_

Something that make me high high for 2 days. "!£$%^&*()_

I have so much fun deh, i run here run deh, until i tired and sit down some where deh. !"£$%^&*()_

SIEN BU SIEN OH SILK HERE SILK THERE SEI DAO YOU!

But after that lucky the tourist guide will bring us go sightseeing =D 

Some sort like venice again, what you see is nothing you see in venice! Chinese people TEEHEE



The temple AGAIN

They didnt call me to stop posing. LOL

Let picha do the talking =D

We then proceed to our main destination of the day, the pagoda! You may think this is another normal pagoda, IT IS! But, this pagoda is build by 孙权, the emperor of WU dynasty. I'am SAYING WU DYNASTY, its like few thou thou thou thou thousandssssssssssssssssssssssssss years ago, and they manage to build a pagoda, 9 storey in total, but actually its about 10+ storeys high compare to our condos now. =O

The entrance =O !"£$%^&*()_ overcrowded?

Nice boobs =O

Scenery of the temple below from the tip of the pagoda =O there you go again, temple.

Diner here

Tired that day because of walk lai walk qu, tired today because waiting for pictures to upload LOL

The 4th day ends here, finally!!!

More picha to see and think, hmm

我们有一个梦想, 用爱成就每一个农家女孩的理想. Study properly, if you have this chance, that some may dont have.

Say with me, 赛百味!

Indoor heater pool =D not hot at all.

and 年度环保车型 TEEHEE

Worth waiting for

You know?
I'am waiting for you everyday
To give me
a call
a message
or anything
I dont used to wait
But this time
I choose to wait
Just for you.

WHAT A DAY!

THE DAY is 26/2/2011, one of my oldest friends birthday, so HEPI BUFDEY LAUSUATYIN! Hm so suppose today should be quite a nice and lucky day today.. NO WAY MAN. Sorry my OLD friend x)

It all began just now about 10.30pm after i walk out from my working place, haha i know i come out a bit early, but because tomorrow i work in the morning shift so they allowed me to go back earlier than the usual 11pm. And so i walk to a bus stop just beside the main road of jalan sultan ismail to wait for my parents, and just i want to sit down WOOTS Gues what? A helpless motorcycle popping out from no where and come speak to me, WOOTS enough? So the story goes a little bit like this

Motor kia- (ride his shit motor and stop at the road side n press his stupid shit hearing hon, 2 times pin pin and say) Bang boleh tolong sikit tak?

Jiayao- huh?

Motor kia- err saye dah sesat la, boleh tolong sikit? (take off his helmet)

Jiayao- tolong?

Motor kia- ya tolong sekejap, eh mari la sikit, saye bukan orang jahat. (and he give a orang jahat smile)

So i walk 1 steps forward, keeping a distance from him, i'am so smart la weh x)

M.Kia- saye sedang cari abang saya tapi tak dapat cari, saye dari kampung punya.. (do the shitting innocent face)

Jiayao-ok

M.kia- sekarang saye punya telefon tak da credit, saye tak boleh contact dia (still act hello kitty)

Jiayao-Maksud awak ialah..

M.kia- ya, boleh tolong saye telefon dia (show me his ugly shit phone that maybe he steal from someone else)    ini nombor dia, tolong saye miss call dia

Jiayao- saya punya telefon juga tak da wang, maaf la weh

WTF so obvious right he want to STEAL MY HANDPHONE! DUMB ASS SHIT U MEET THE WRONG PERSON! So i decided to give him a chance. TEEHEE

Jiayao- apa saya boleh tolong sekarang?

M.Kia- call dia boleh tak, sekejap saje. (he thinks he really got chance)

Jiayao- awak ikut saya, hotel sana punye orang saya tahu, boleh tolong awak cari tempat abang kau.

I start walking towards the hotel, but i keep on turn back my head and call him to follow, how nice la me. TEEHEE

M.Kia- (put back his shit looking helmet and chasing me) sikit kredit pun tak ada? tolong la sms pun boleh, miss call pun boleh, eh tungguuuuuuuuuu!

Jiayao- saya tau orang di hotel sana sangat baik boleh tolong awak, ikut saya saje.

M.Kia-tunnguuuuuuuu!

I keep do the seducing 'come to me' hand signal, and YES! You guess it, the motor kia just ride away to some alley and cry AWWWWW

So next time, when you are walking alone in Malaysia, and if something like this happen to you, calm down, relax, and have fun with them. TEEHEE just kidding, take care yourself especially when you are alone in Malaysia. =)

And so i would like to wish everyone, 1 Malaysia, Rakyat didahulukan, Pencapaian diutamakan. Malaysia BOLEH! k, niteciaos

Patients

I will wait for you
and you know that i'am waiting for you
do you?

Life

Life is good
always.
When you do less thinking
so dont think so much
and let life go on
the way your life should be.
Then
life is good.

Maybe this is the true feeling of less than three..

Whatever you love

i will try my best to bring to you

give to you

do it for you.

I dont care how stupid is it

how foolish is it

how weird is it

cause that is what you love.

And giving you things that you love,

is what i love.

U <3, I <3

3rd day, 周庄

OMFG

I feel like giving up blogging now =( not because that i dont like blogging, but seriously why is it takes so
longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
just to just upload one single little noble innocent photo that would like to have a chance to appear in my blog and let avalibadeh have a glimpse of  itself. Seriously
longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
man as it takes bout 15minute per photo? I cant TAHAN waiting so
longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

But im JAY why, so i wont give up so easily because of some GODDAMNITSHIT photo uploader. So... continue. TEEHEE 


Anyway, the 3rd day of the bunny jump jump day didnt go so well as we plan. WE MISS THE GODDAMNITSHIT BUS. The GODDAMNITSHIT bus driver call us to meet at the century park to board the bus to 苏州 but he didnt appear, give all kinds of GODDAMNITSHIT excuse BUT luckly still got some good tourist guide there that offer us to 周庄.

We feel quite disappointed, because we are planning to go to 苏州 and 乌镇. BUT NOT ANYMORE after the whole trip, because 乌镇  苏州 陈州 叶州 马州 周庄 刘庄 黄庄 傅庄 陈庄 ITS ALL THE SAME! What you always 'visit' in China is

'The statue'

'The park'

'The stone'

'The people'

And for sure you wil always visit 'the temple'

WADAFAK

But no matter where the tourist guide brings you to visit, as long you are with you family, friends, or love ones,   the trip is still owsum =DD

Then we take a 1st class direct flight to venice, Italy. From Hangzhou to Venice is 5544km and only takes half a day to reach there. We take some photo there

Mom =D and gondola

Venice 

The flooting city of romance TEEHEE

Tickets to enter venice, need take photo somemore lol

Theres one thing you must try in venice. That is the smelly STINKY BLOODY SHIT FERMENTED TOFU that can kill plants in 500 A.O.E. and kill millions of human cell per second.

尝过沈阿婆臭豆腐，三日不知肉滋味 LMAO hahahahah see what i mean? Your taste buds all destroy by the smell until cannot taste meat anymore TEEHEE

The one in red is A FREAKING BASTERD SCAMMER. Not only the things she sell so expensive, but i keep on inform her that my thing is very important to me. OH YEH she say no problem, if problem can go back find her. OH YEH scammers are smart. HELL YEAH the thing spoilt after i give it to someone. Hey red, THANK YOU, YOU "£$%^&*

Honestly, they call this place the venice in china =) nice? For me not bad =D

The way they welcome me TEEHEE

After scammed by the siao lao zha bo. we go to a silk factory and a jade factory. And then i notice her =D

She havent notice me =(

But after we on the way back, she noticed me =D and keep on stalk me LOL the photo is the prove =D and we talk for a while. She told me her name is huang yu han. I was like WHAT? HUANG CHU HAN? Then she say 黄晓明 de huang, 周喻 de yu, 涵养 de han =D so cute =) and shes really intelligent, the tourist guide ask question normally she also can answer. But i also can TEEHEE

Today ends after we check in at The Westin. =D YEE HAAAAA! Some picha of The Westin Shanghai

This crown is beside Westin

WAA Green

YEHH Blue <3

WUU Pink

And my favourite, Purple <3 <3 <3

And yellow =D WAAA 宅树 TEEHEE ciao nitez

You are not alone, you know that?

Do you know that i'am willing to be your ear for the rest of my life? 

No matter what i'am doing

or where am i

or what time is it

i'am willing to listen to you

to understand you

i know it takes time

but i believe myself that i can help make you believe

that i'am the one

you been waiting for

UNDERSTANDING

CARING

ROYAL

RESPONSIBLE

PROTECTIVE

and LOVE YOU

So

trust me 

that i wont let you down

never abandon you

and this time

its a promise.

Shang HI 2nd Day

Hai hai avalibadeh =D the 2nd day, chu2 of the bunny jump jump day starts after i wake up, brush my teeth, PS, bath, ban sui sui, and breakfast. So the 1st thing that we go and see is a bell, this is not ordinary bell la weh, its a ancient mega heavy ultra cool greenish one of a kind super nice bell outside my hotel LOL

We spend almost 60second examined the bell, then only we heads forward to the China Pavilion. You may think-
1st-Why Jia Yao so late only go oh?
2nd-Sha de meh Shanghai expo already over in 2010!
3rd-The China Pavilion got something to see? Siao!

But im thinking-China Pavilion looks owsum, we already come all the way from Malaysia THANK GOD why dont we go and see what so great about the pavilion? So, my parents agreed. NO, my brother and i didnt 手舞足蹈. NO, on the way no 树向我们挥挥手. Just enjoy wonderful view on the way to the pavilion and saw DISGUSTING CHINA CHINESE THAT KEEP SPLITING MUCOUS AND SALIVA ALL OVER THE PLACE AND TALK SO LOUD AS IF THEY WANT THE WHOLE 1.3 BILLION POPULATION OF CHINA TO HEAR. Gosh i beh TAHAN must say out.

Contiue what i say just now, we decided to go the China Pavilion, BY WALKING to the bus stop TEEHEE

On the way, we say this. This is not the China Pavilion, this is the Shanghai Exhibition Hall or something located at the century park.

And this is the Shanghai dont-know-what-disciplinary-court something. x) Pity the 2 army outside lol, its freezing cold there!!!

And this is the Shanghai Museum. See, so well organized all the building in Shanghai! Learn something please my beloved Malaysia.

We spend about 10minutes in the bus and finally we reach the China Pavilion =D but unfortunately, we didnt have the chance to enter the pavilion, all thanks to those shitting shit china chinese. What the shit they do is shit they bought a lot of shit entrance ticket to the pavilion at the beginning of the shit day making the shit queue damn shitting long, and then shit they sell those shit ticket to tourist that dont want to queue for almost 4 times more shit expensive. SHIT! So some people have no choice to buy the 黄牛票 from the shits, but we choose not to enter, we just cant TAHAN those shits. But we take some photos at least =D

Hi mom TEEHEE

Then we take the bus back to where we came from and have brunch. Trust me, if u go oversea anywhere, try to eat at their local roadside shops! Fuiyoh i tell you they taste as good as the big chain restaurant, maybe better, if you dont rate the hygiene =D 

After brunch, we walk walk walk walk and i saw this! OMG not the girl in pink and not the guy that was laughing at me goddamnit but the yellow Ferrari OMFG must be the latest one if not mistaken! At that time i swear that i will work hard hard, as hard as a rock,  rockie rock hard in the future x) 

Actually i prefer Lambo and the Martins more so we went on walking around Shanghai searching for the legendary 上海老街! And here it is, behind the taxi that is behind my dad x)

U may be thinking 老 street, must be very 老 looking, but seriously it looks so new!

Nope,  上海老街 is not the one above but the one below.

Nice? =D i thought so.

Another place where you do some body contact with the strangers LOL 

We TAHAN there for about half an hour then we cant TAHAN anymore so we walk back to The Bunds to take photo of the 东方明珠.

Family photo =D no matter what happens, always put your family at the 1st place, on top of yourself.

Tonight is quite owsum. NO you are not looking at the picha of some Shanghai supermarket, NO you are not looking at the picha of some Shanghai groceries store, its some Shanghai restaurant, RESTAURANT i repeat x)

YES they display their food like those supermarket! LMAO when i see this, and THE DIPLAYED FOOD IS ALL REAL! THEY CHANGE THE FOOD EVERYDAY TO MAINTAIN THE FRESHNESS OF THE FOOD. I'am just kidding TEEHEE

Oh yeah i never talk bout dinner yesterday because its the 服务员 back then is damn friendly, they didnt give any respect to the customers. In China, you dont call them lenglui or lengzai, or they will just staring at you like you owe them a billion. You call them  服务员! LOL as i was saying they call the customers to take their own food from the kitchen. WADAFAK? Seriously you are 服务员? Why not you just go back home and let us take the food directly from the chef? We pay you service charge man. Luckly they serve us or not my trip end there TEEHEE and above is the place where i had my dinner on the 2nd day.

Beer promoter LOL but honestly the beer there is almost as cheap as water, about ren ming bi 3 buck per bottle? And we ordered their local-dont know-what-name-vegetable, sizzling beef, tofu dumpling and china stew bamboo! The stew bamboo is the best i tell you, a musy must must try!

And thats all for today, duo duo zhi jiao =D some only-in-Shanghai-picha

Duck burger LOL quek quek

Some china artist zz

Show low LOL in front of me TEEHEE ciao!