Friday, December 7, 2012

WHO WANT ME TO BLOG AGAIN RAISE YOUR HANDS UP OR MESSAGE ME SAY I WANT JIAYAOBLOG! *an alien rock flew by and crash on earth and everyone ignore me and go see d rock =l

greetings earthlings im jia yao
and im back from an alien planet named cambridge
and im interested in your earthling stuff called blog
bring me to see your leader or i will kill you all with my secret deadly weapon
THE ALEVEL PASS YEAR PAPER 
FROM 2002 to 2012
MAYJUNE AND OCTNOV!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*cough cough
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ahhh
sometimes i just love doing this
although i think nobody read now
but i really miss the old times
hey
how are you?=)
*talking to an imaginary person again
 silly stupid me
*and now im scolding to myself
haha
yes my blog is pretty hard to understand
i only type for those who will automatically understand=)
cause i also dont recheck and understand
grammar? vocab?
all this i dont care la i blog na xie i suka nia also no send the to engalan for the guai lou to kan
xD

where am i a
ohya
i had just finished my a-level final A2 exam
actually is 2 weeks ago
yea because IM SHOOOOO BUSYYYYYY
HOMAGOATTTTTTTTT
before the holiday which is during the study break
hahah yea study BREAK ma
i already planned all sorts of entertainment for me to enjoy during the holidays
let me copy it here for you

errr hmmmm

  • watch harry potter 1 to 7 continuously! vangadium leveyosa
  • watch twilight 1 to d last movie! i just imagine myself is a vampire
  • watch lord of d rings 1 to 3 continuously! 'fro fro fro... frodo.. THE.... RI.....ING...'
  • I WAN WATCH THE HOBBIT! ANYONE WANT TO watch with me i already know no one cause im talking to myself again D=
hahah
  • next i want to watch the 3 dynasty 183 episode if not mistaken! yea continuously xD
  • read all the books i bought! eh you, dont siao if continuously i 1 month dont need sleep
  • BACKPACKING! TO US EU AUSSIE JAPAN KOREA ARTIC ATLANTIC MARS VENUS SUN =D 
  • work for my friend! curi skills ngek ngek
  • GYM! FOR SPARTA
  • open a twitter account! hahah yes im that outdated
  • breathe! ok i know its lame :l
  • go for some online courses! nah
  • learn to new language! french spanish koreanish xD 
  • kacau my friends in fb! been a long time didnt chat with some of my friends D= especially her 
  • play with my wife everyday! yes my wife hasnt been singing much since very long ago TT
  • cook all kinds of food and learn new recipes! italian british french chinese cuisine =D
  • blog! yes yes blog blog! WHERES YOUR EARTH LEADER?? lol
and many many more small small small small ones but the things i enjoy and love doing

ok the main point
i only did 1
yes breathe
after my exam and class trip
ya hor im blogging so blog also count lak but still only 2 D;
MAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who to blame?
*mr.DEGREE look at the floor and mr.SCHOLARSHIP looking at the sky
somemore got recomendation letter la application form la reference la IELTS exam la bla bla bla 
haih

anyway i so hepi geh peepole i wont easy sad geh la

hmmm
sometimes i wonder what do people blog about
like me i always type nonsense politics and economics
but how bout others?
wait a i google sin
  you all man man read my blog la dont fight for my blog please queue up 1 by 1 read
take a number at the counter and wait for your turn to read my blog
i wish someday it will happen lololol TT

wait i google dao what people blog then you awesome fans can read my next awesome post muahahahahahahahahhahahahah ciao!

Thursday, June 14, 2012

listen up listen up i got something to announce weh

fellow blogphins suckers x)
your daily blogphin provider is finally here proudly to announce that
MY GODDAMNITSHIT ALEVEL EXAM IS SURELY OFFICIALLY CONFIRMLY OFCAUSESLY OVERRRRRRR
WUHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alright i better stop that if not the vampires next door will come after me

yea the last paper just ended today=D
althought i screwed up the paper today


but who cares=D
the main thing is MY GODDAMNITSHIT ALEVEL EXAM IS SURELY OFFICIALLY CONFIRMLY OFCAUSESLY OVERRRRRRR

WUHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(vampires appeared from no where and grab me to the wilderness to kill me off before i can finish my blog)

HAHAH im lame and i know it

anyway i gonna say i never felt this awesome
no its not aweSOME
its aweALL!
alright i always create new terms but nobody seems to care
except me=D



and the good news is of the day is
i realised my blog have 12K pageviews since last year 


i stop blogging for quite sometime
i dont blog everyday
not even everyweek
and i dont view my own blog unless someone comment on it
i have only 116 post
and 11 followers
BUT STILL 12000.000000 pageviews =O
i know theres nothing to be proud of cause maybe its some miscount or something im so proud of myself!=D

hmmm so so far im still ok aweALL like always
ups and downs
left and right
but lately i found out theres many things that i couldnt understand
anyone can assist me?



lucky i got you mr tree and mr wind  LOLOLOL and mr grass



yeah its always relationship problems that bothers me
maybe its my luck =/
to be with 2 different girls 
and use the directly opposite way in treating them
something like feeding grass to the lion
and feeding meat to the elephant
or maybe they get feed up on any food and they decide to meditate rather than eating =/

did i mentioned ELEPHANT RIDE IS SO DAMN FREAKING AWESOME!
homaigoat those elephants are like some crazy 4x4
and you know what they can shit and run at the same time
hahah i found it interesting more than disgusting dont know why

so now
no more rushing
im gonna stay calm
holding the meat and the grass in my hand
and see who come for it
TEEHEE



Friday, April 13, 2012

HOI HEPI BUFDEY

sorry i purposely postponed to wish you
Ng Chu Han
happy birthday you stupid girl
although i couldnt celebrate your birthday this year
not on the real day
but im proud i can wish you at 11.55pm
through 3 different ways=)
hoping im d last one

april 13 really brings back alot of memories
and if you had forgotten what happened last year
i will so hate you
and you must ask me!
but i know you wont forget=)
cause your memory is insanely good
baka! jealous

hepi bufdey again huang chu han =) 



Chuhan
 its not only being together with you that makes me happy
it is being in love with you before and after and still loving you every moment from now til forever that makes me happy
<3

Thursday, February 9, 2012

i have a very good memory after all


both of us should let go
and move on
and i dont know d reason why
that you are hiding from me
but i really hope
not now 
that we can chat
through anything
like friends 
just friends once again=)
thats what i dream of

and believe me
i wont be in a relationship with any girls for a very long time

Monday, January 16, 2012

My wish

dok dok chiang
dok dok chiang
another week it will be chinese new year
YEHHHHHHH
 thats what everybody is waiting for
unmarried get angpao 
married give angpao
unmarried and married gather together to talk sky
gamble and watch fireworks
YEHHHHHHHH
 thats what im talking about
so far im quite okay weh
study in the morning
do homework at the night
YEHHHH
 DO HOMEWORK
dont be surprised haha i myself get shocked also
dont know why i will do homework already
guessed everbody gotta change to live on
and partyyyyyyyy in the weekends
YEHHHHHHHHH
but the night i usually suffer a very deep gloominess
i want to get this straight 
its because of her
man i miss her sometimes
not much
just the time when im breathing

and the moodiness gets even worst
when i saw her blog or her facebook status
hey if youre reading this
i want to tell you straight
im miss you
friend friend miss heheheheheheheh

my wish now?
i wish we can talk things out
talk everything
clear every doubts
when everything is cool
no more sadness la
no more hate la
no more all d negative stuff la=D

but im happy weh
at least she is changing what i want her to be from d start
yea all 4 of d thing you type in her blog
a friend date?
i dont mind
would she mind?


















no

































YEHHHHHH
 a friend date it is
TEEHEE
just wait til i finished all my goddman homework and test
i want to ask you out personally

paiseh la if youre not d her
for wasting your time reading every single bit of my blog that wasnt about me again
 but let me tell you
i will be heading to thailand during the chinese new year =)
phuket and krabi baby
want to know more?
talk to me 
muaks <3
knightciao

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Heres big a joke for you

i guess everyone is having a very stress time right now
especially when youre studying and reading my blog now
means youre lifeless awesome
TEEHEE
so i wanna tell you guys a joke.
let me think



















































wait for it
































































the joke is




































































me.
dont you think im stupid and perfetic?
i know i am.