WHO WANT ME TO BLOG AGAIN RAISE YOUR HANDS UP OR MESSAGE ME SAY I WANT JIAYAOBLOG! *an alien rock flew by and crash on earth and everyone ignore me and go see d rock =l

greetings earthlings im jia yao

and im back from an alien planet named cambridge

and im interested in your earthling stuff called blog

bring me to see your leader or i will kill you all with my secret deadly weapon

THE ALEVEL PASS YEAR PAPER 

FROM 2002 to 2012

MAYJUNE AND OCTNOV!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*cough cough

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

ahhh

sometimes i just love doing this

although i think nobody read now

but i really miss the old times

hey

how are you?=)

*talking to an imaginary person again

 silly stupid me

*and now im scolding to myself

haha

yes my blog is pretty hard to understand

i only type for those who will automatically understand=)

cause i also dont recheck and understand

grammar? vocab?

all this i dont care la i blog na xie i suka nia also no send the to engalan for the guai lou to kan

xD

where am i a

ohya

i had just finished my a-level final A2 exam

actually is 2 weeks ago

yea because IM SHOOOOO BUSYYYYYY

HOMAGOATTTTTTTTT

before the holiday which is during the study break

hahah yea study BREAK ma

i already planned all sorts of entertainment for me to enjoy during the holidays

let me copy it here for you

errr hmmmm

• watch harry potter 1 to 7 continuously! vangadium leveyosa
• watch twilight 1 to d last movie! i just imagine myself is a vampire
• watch lord of d rings 1 to 3 continuously! 'fro fro fro... frodo.. THE.... RI.....ING...'
• I WAN WATCH THE HOBBIT! ANYONE WANT TO watch with me i already know no one cause im talking to myself again D=

hahah

• next i want to watch the 3 dynasty 183 episode if not mistaken! yea continuously xD
• read all the books i bought! eh you, dont siao if continuously i 1 month dont need sleep
• BACKPACKING! TO US EU AUSSIE JAPAN KOREA ARTIC ATLANTIC MARS VENUS SUN =D 
• work for my friend! curi skills ngek ngek
• GYM! FOR SPARTA
• open a twitter account! hahah yes im that outdated
• breathe! ok i know its lame :l
• go for some online courses! nah
• learn to new language! french spanish koreanish xD 
• kacau my friends in fb! been a long time didnt chat with some of my friends D= especially her 
• play with my wife everyday! yes my wife hasnt been singing much since very long ago TT
• cook all kinds of food and learn new recipes! italian british french chinese cuisine =D
• blog! yes yes blog blog! WHERES YOUR EARTH LEADER?? lol

and many many more small small small small ones but the things i enjoy and love doing

ok the main point

i only did 1

yes breathe

after my exam and class trip

ya hor im blogging so blog also count lak but still only 2 D;

MAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who to blame?

*mr.DEGREE look at the floor and mr.SCHOLARSHIP looking at the sky

somemore got recomendation letter la application form la reference la IELTS exam la bla bla bla 

haih

anyway i so hepi geh peepole i wont easy sad geh la

hmmm

sometimes i wonder what do people blog about

like me i always type nonsense politics and economics

but how bout others?

wait a i google sin

  you all man man read my blog la dont fight for my blog please queue up 1 by 1 read

take a number at the counter and wait for your turn to read my blog

i wish someday it will happen lololol TT

wait i google dao what people blog then you awesome fans can read my next awesome post muahahahahahahahahhahahahah ciao!

listen up listen up i got something to announce weh

fellow blogphins suckers x)

your daily blogphin provider is finally here proudly to announce that

MY GODDAMNITSHIT ALEVEL EXAM IS SURELY OFFICIALLY CONFIRMLY OFCAUSESLY OVERRRRRRR

WUHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alright i better stop that if not the vampires next door will come after me

yea the last paper just ended today=D

althought i screwed up the paper today

but who cares=D

the main thing is MY GODDAMNITSHIT ALEVEL EXAM IS SURELY OFFICIALLY CONFIRMLY OFCAUSESLY OVERRRRRRR

WUHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(vampires appeared from no where and grab me to the wilderness to kill me off before i can finish my blog)

HAHAH im lame and i know it

anyway i gonna say i never felt this awesome

no its not aweSOME

its aweALL!

alright i always create new terms but nobody seems to care

except me=D

and the good news is of the day is

i realised my blog have 12K pageviews since last year 

i stop blogging for quite sometime

i dont blog everyday

not even everyweek

and i dont view my own blog unless someone comment on it

i have only 116 post

and 11 followers

BUT STILL 12000.000000 pageviews =O

i know theres nothing to be proud of cause maybe its some miscount or something im so proud of myself!=D

hmmm so so far im still ok aweALL like always

ups and downs

left and right

but lately i found out theres many things that i couldnt understand

anyone can assist me?

lucky i got you mr tree and mr wind  LOLOLOL and mr grass

yeah its always relationship problems that bothers me

maybe its my luck =/

to be with 2 different girls 

and use the directly opposite way in treating them

something like feeding grass to the lion

and feeding meat to the elephant

or maybe they get feed up on any food and they decide to meditate rather than eating =/

did i mentioned ELEPHANT RIDE IS SO DAMN FREAKING AWESOME!

homaigoat those elephants are like some crazy 4x4

and you know what they can shit and run at the same time

hahah i found it interesting more than disgusting dont know why

so now

no more rushing

im gonna stay calm

holding the meat and the grass in my hand

and see who come for it

TEEHEE

HOI HEPI BUFDEY

sorry i purposely postponed to wish you

Ng Chu Han

happy birthday you stupid girl

although i couldnt celebrate your birthday this year

not on the real day

but im proud i can wish you at 11.55pm

through 3 different ways=)

hoping im d last one

april 13 really brings back alot of memories

and if you had forgotten what happened last year

i will so hate you

and you must ask me!

but i know you wont forget=)

cause your memory is insanely good

baka! jealous

hepi bufdey again huang chu han =) 

Chuhan

 its not only being together with you that makes me happy

it is being in love with you before and after and still loving you every moment from now til forever that makes me happy

<3

i have a very good memory after all

both of us should let go

and move on

and i dont know d reason why

that you are hiding from me

but i really hope

not now 

that we can chat

through anything

like friends 

just friends once again=)

thats what i dream of

and believe me

i wont be in a relationship with any girls for a very long time

那个男人

My wish

dok dok chiang

dok dok chiang

another week it will be chinese new year

YEHHHHHHH

 thats what everybody is waiting for

unmarried get angpao 

married give angpao

unmarried and married gather together to talk sky

gamble and watch fireworks

YEHHHHHHHH

 thats what im talking about

so far im quite okay weh

study in the morning

do homework at the night

YEHHHH

 DO HOMEWORK

dont be surprised haha i myself get shocked also

dont know why i will do homework already

guessed everbody gotta change to live on

and partyyyyyyyy in the weekends

YEHHHHHHHHH

but the night i usually suffer a very deep gloominess

i want to get this straight 

its because of her

man i miss her sometimes

not much

just the time when im breathing

and the moodiness gets even worst

when i saw her blog or her facebook status

hey if youre reading this

i want to tell you straight

im miss you

friend friend miss heheheheheheheh

my wish now?

i wish we can talk things out

talk everything

clear every doubts

when everything is cool

no more sadness la

no more hate la

no more all d negative stuff la=D

but im happy weh

at least she is changing what i want her to be from d start

yea all 4 of d thing you type in her blog

a friend date?

i dont mind

would she mind?

no

YEHHHHHH

 a friend date it is

TEEHEE

just wait til i finished all my goddman homework and test

i want to ask you out personally

paiseh la if youre not d her

for wasting your time reading every single bit of my blog that wasnt about me again

 but let me tell you

i will be heading to thailand during the chinese new year =)

phuket and krabi baby

want to know more?

talk to me 

muaks <3

knightciao

Heres big a joke for you

i guess everyone is having a very stress time right now

especially when youre studying and reading my blog now

means youre lifeless awesome

TEEHEE

so i wanna tell you guys a joke.

let me think

wait for it

the joke is

me.

dont you think im stupid and perfetic?

i know i am.